Funny Anti-Theft Work Lunch Bag
Keep your meals secure with this funny anti-theft work lunch bag featuring custom James River Tattoo artwork and the quote, "Maybe this is a delicious meal, maybe it's full of laxatives and ghost peppers". The sturdy cotton canvas construction includes a convenient carrying strap for easy transport, while the roll closure fastens tightly with hook-and-loop tape to keep your items tucked safely inside.
We love designing gear, but our physical studio space is limited and dedicated to clean body art. While we keep a select lineup of items in-shop, we rely on trusted drop-shipping partners to print and fulfill our online orders. This keeps the studio uncluttered and focused on tattooing and piercing.
The Quick Details:
Made from durable 100% natural cotton canvas
One size: 8 x 12.5 x 5.5 in (20.3 x 31.8 x 14 cm)
Convenient carrying strap for easy transport
Roll closure secured with hook-and-loop tape
Bright, crisp printing for vibrant design details
Artwork: Designed by shop owner Matt Williams of James River Tattoo in Carrollton, Virginia, serving Suffolk, Isle of Wight, & the rest of Hampton Roads.
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) and air dry



































